Monster Mash

[Intro: Brian Wilson]

Right now, we'd like to introduce all of you...

Our lead singer, Boris Love!

Boris is all ready to do his favorite song

We'll get a couple of green lights on his face

Sing a song called "The Monster Mash"

[Verse 1: Mike Love]

I was working in the lab and late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

When my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

[Chorus]

(He did the mash)

He did the monster mash

(The monster mash)

It was a graveyard smash

(He did the mash)

It caught on in a flash

(The monster mash)

It's called the monster mash

[Verse 2: Mike Love]

My laboratory in the castle east

In the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The girls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

[Chorus]

(They did the mash)

They did the monster mash

(The monster mash)

It was a graveyard smash

(They did the mash)

It caught on in a flash

(The monster mash)

It's called the monster mash

[Bridge: Mike Love]

The zombies were having fun, yeah

The party had just begun

The guests included the Wolfman

Dracula and his little baby boy

[Verse 3: Mike Love]

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, The Beach Boy Five!

[Chorus]

(He did the mash)

He did the monster mash

(The monster mash)

It was a graveyard smash

(We did the mash)

It caught on in a flash

(The monster mash)

It's called the monster mash

[Outro: Mike Love]

Mmm, what lucky girl in the audience would care to dance with Igor?

Mmm, the Monster Mash is so good!

Mash! Wah-ha-ha-ha!

Alright