My Solution

[Verse 1]

(I dropped my dog)

I woke one morning about 3 a.m

(In my solution)

Remembering the missing link to a formula I stumbled upon years before

(He looked so different)

Suddenly I called my faithful dog to my side

(In my solution)

And from a batch, produced a sample of the formula, offering it to my dear pet

[Chorus]

I knew I found my peace solution

My instant aid to evolution

[Verse 2]

(What have I done)

The effect on my faithful animal was fascinating!

(With my solution)

His former disposition to chase the cat, the rabbits and other sundry animals of the estate had gone

(Hе walked so gently)

Instead, hе walked gently through the dark and dank forest

(He would harm no one)

A look of peace and calm about him

I knew I must spread the formula to all mankind

[Chorus]

Success had come to my solution

My instant aid to evolution

What have I done

With my solu-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 3]

(Damsel)

One night, walking the streets near my laboratory

(Outside my castle)

I discovered a beautiful damsel with dark flowing hair

(She looked so fair)

And convinced her to be a part of my experiment

(Her dark brown hair)

She lay upon the table looking so peaceful as I administered my solution

Oh, her beauty was inconceivable!

[Chorus]

What have I done with my solution

My instant aid to my solution

[Bridge]

Oh, my solution, sweet peace solution

Were I to lose it? I would have loved it

[Outro]

Deciding to spread my solution around the world

I must have had to leave the laboratory for a little while

But, when I returned, she was gone! The damsel was gone!

I mean, not gone yet, but the heart meter said she was almost gone

She was dying! What could I do? She was almost dead!

There's the meter

The meter is now red, even

The line is evened out

And you know what that means

[Chuckling]

Play it!