Bullying the Jukebox

[Verse 1]

Well, I walked into the bar and I put in twenty bucks

Because I know peoples taste in music sucks

About four hours had passed

Forty picks and my eighth empty glass

[Verse 2]

A tasty number all dressed in black

Tried to rock us with her wack attack

There was no fuss, we knew her game

You look great but all your songs are lame

[Chorus]

Bullying the jukebox because it's fun

You can't get near it until we're done

Bullying the jukebox because we rule

All the songs we like are really cool

[Verse 3]

Songs of punk and songs of joy

Love songs about girls and boys

Songs of metal and English stuff

Some hardcore songs to make us feel tough

[Verse 4]

But we all agreed that the songs of woe

And the songs of loved ones who had to go

Churned up memories of time we dreamt

That got us all verklempt

[Chorus]

Bullying the jukebox because it's fun

You can't get near it until we're done

Bullying the jukebox because we rule

All the songs we like are really cool

[Verse 5]

We drank until our last song

We paid our tab and we said so long

Swerving in and out of cars

It's off to rock another bar