Better Than Good

(One, two, three, four)

That sexual intercourse was just okay
I'm bored of doing nothing and feeling great
'Cause I've got real-world problems and practical skills, and I never get ill
And I'm so conscientious it physically hurts, but I can't swallow pills

Oh no, you can't get better than good
Oh no, you can't get better than good
Nothing's really, really good
Because you can't get better than good

That overenthusiastic salesman sucks
I don't feel anything at all but love
But I'm lonely as summer, happiest when you're laughing at me
And I'm so complicated, a mystery wasted on everybody

Oh no, you can't get better than good
You can't get better than good
Nothing's really, really good
Because you can't get better than good
(This solo better be good)

I've been an avid diarist since 1991
But nothing's ever happening that's worth writing down
The pages are empty, the pages are empty, the pages are empty
The pages are empty, the pages are empty, the pages are empty
The pages are empty, the pages are empty, the pages are empty
The pages are all empty, and you can't get better than good

You can't get better than good
Nothing's really, really good
Because you can't get better than good