When the Little Choo Choo Train Toots His Little Horn

When the little choo choo train toots his little horn
I'll be pining everyday I never had to learn
The names, the names, the names of my family
That died in world war one and two and three
Is coming, how would you know that when you're intoxicated
Completely naked from the neck down

When the harbour's emptier than Daniel's travel wallet
When the sky is fuller than the charity band bucket
Dunk me in the water again
I still feel like that monster in that one about love isn't allowed
Between a famous actor and a cartoon bastard with a soft side
Well did you hear the one about the human who won one billion pounds?
They drowned accounting