Ivan Meets G.I. Joe

[Verse 1]

So you're on the floor at 54

Think you can last at Le Palace?

Does your body go to the to and fro?

Tonight's the night or didn't you know?

[Chorus]

That Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe

[Verse 2]

He tried his tricks, that Ruskie bear

The United Nations said "It's all fair"

He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague

He could not win with a Cossack spin

The Vostok Bomb, the Stalin strike

He tried every move, he tried to hitchhike

He drilled a hole like a Russian star

He made every move in his repertoire

[Chorus]

When Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe

[Chorus]

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe

[Verse 3]

It's G.I. Joe's turn to blow

He turned it on cool and slow

He tried a pay phone call to the Pentagon

A radar scan, a leviathan

He wiped the Earth clean as a plate

What does it take to make a Ruskie break?

But the crowd are bored and off they go

Over the road to watch China blow

[Chorus]

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe)

Ivan meets G.I. Joe