Parcheezi

I saw you on a TV show

You said you're comin' over

You came into my work

But you asked me for my number, boy

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

This ain't Monopoly

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

You're so Parcheesi

Bringin' food to your girlfriend

So why you call me on the other end?

Boy, you think you're so slick

A ride home won't get you a lick

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

This ain't Monopoly

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

You're so Parcheesi

You got me in a bubble

Like pop-o-matic Trouble

Boy yer Scooby-Doo

You gotta get a clue

You said I was your only boo

Then why is she in bed with you?

It doesn't matter what you say

I'll Donkey-Kong you anyway

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

This ain't Monopoly

Why do you keep playing me, boy?

You're so Parcheesi