Tonya Harding

That girl's kind of a sideshow

She wears sequins and pink bows

She's always coming in last place

Cuz her whole life is a disgrace

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And now they'll never be best friends

Think she's gotta cheat to make it

Cheating all the time

Past the point of reason

Now she'll never make the cut

She was never friends with nancy

She's always walking the tightrope

But this game is too cutthroat

She's gonna break under pressure

That's cuz she wants all the treasure

Chorus

Well did she tell you what she did?

Oh no she didn't! no she didn't!

I bet i couldn't believe it!

I bet i couldn't believe it!

How did a girl get so sour?

I don't know. i don't know

She wasn't paid by the hour

Chorus

She was never cool with nancy

Now they'll never be best friends