Albert Square

[Verse 1]

Your trespassing signs and rocket designs

Keeping kids and cars away

Garage full of bikes, might as well be trikes

Your car is in a tent in the yard

Mowing at 8, you're the one we all hate

Revving motors and waking the kids

You live by yourself and refuse all help

You’re the crankiest man on the block

[Chorus]

Nobody cares about Albert Square

Nobody cares about Albert Square

Nobody cares about Albert Square

It’s the tiniest of greens in town

[Verse 2]

You’re always shouting “Keep off my lawn!”

But you’re really the greatеst of big yawns

With absolutely nothing interesting to say

Wе just really wish you’d go away

[Chorus]

Nobody cares about Albert Square

Nobody cares about Albert Square

Nobody cares about Albert Square

Nobody cares about Albert Square

No one asked to wonder where

[Bridge]

But your little square of lawn

Is your pride and your song

So weeded and tidy for all to see

We just wanted to say that we feel this way because

[Chorus]

Nobody cares about Albert Square

No one asked to wonder where

Nobody cares about Albert Square

It could be the best place around