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Beach Song (live)

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The Dead Milkmen

Beach Song (live)

Release date: 24th April 2015

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"Beach Song (live)" is a track by The Dead Milkmen, released 24th April 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

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Beach Song (live)

Sand is hurting my tender feet

The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine

I hate the people on the beach

With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No!

I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she

Lies on the beach like a barrier reef

Soaking up the stupid sun

While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!

(x2)

This is no way to spend a summer

I've got sand caked on my feet

I gave my ice cream to a shark

And now I've got nothing to eat

No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun

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