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The Donnas

Zero

Release date: 1999

From Get Skintight
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"Zero" is a track by The Donnas, from the album Get Skintight, released 1999. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Zero

Well I can hear him snorin' over the phone

Leaves boring messages on my machine

He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home

He don't go mano think's that is obscene

You're a zero on my rock-o-meter

You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater

Let's go 6-5-0

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like a gyro

You're a zero baby just a zero

He wants to check it check it check it out with me

He's never even been to Valley Faire

Sorry baby cause I'm too busy

His mom writes his name on his underwear

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like a gyro

You're a zero baby just a zero

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look like Bob DeNiro

You're a zero baby just a zero

Yeah yeah baby you're a zero

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Track details

From Get Skintight

1999
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Get Skintight
Get Skintight
The Donnas
Release year
1999
  1. —Party Action
  2. —Doin' Donuts
  3. —Skin Tight
  4. —Hook It Up
  5. —Zero
  6. —Too Fast for Love
  7. —Searching the Streets
  8. —Well Done
  9. —You Don't Wanna Call
  10. —I Didn't Like You Anyway
  11. —Get Outta My Room
  12. —Get You Alone
  13. —Hyperactive
  14. —Hot Boxin'

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