The Kill

[Verse 1]

I am an anarchist

An anti-christ

An asterisk

I am an anorak

An acolyte

An accidental

[Verse 2]

I am eleven feet

Okay, eight...

Six foot three...

I fought the British and I won

I have a rocket ship

A jet fighter

A paper airplane

[Chorus]

Say what you will

I am The Kill

The only thing that keeps you

Really truly safe from being real

[Verse 3]

I have a tendency

To exaggerate

Just a little bit

I am a plagiarist

Apologist

A walruscokeheadlizard

[Verse 4]

I am an optimist

A closeted misogynist

I fought the British and I won

I have a wishing well

A living will

A magical eight ball

[Chorus]

Say what you will

I am The Kill

The only thing that keeps you

Really truly safe from being real

[Post-Chorus]

Put Pat Sajak back in office

Put Pat Sajak back

[Bridge]

But the sun still sets on you

And the retarded party nobody came to but you

And so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up

And there's hell to pay again

[Verse 5]

And the punchlines point at you

And all the comebacks in the world are in your head

And you can't say them until everybody leaves

And it's just you and your imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends