First Orgasm

[Verse 1]

It is a Thursday

I get up early

It is a challenge

I'm usually lazy

[Verse 2]

I make some coffee

I eat some Rice Chex

And then I sit down

To check my inbox

[Pre-Chorus 1]

I only read a word or two

I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

[Chorus 1]

The first orgasm of the morning

Is cold and hard as hell

There won't be any second coming

As far as I can tell

[Verse 3]

I arch my back cause

I'm very close now

It's very cold here

By the window

[Verse 4]

There are some school kids

Yelling and running

I barely notice

That I am cumming

[Chorus 2]

The first orgasm of the morning

Is like a fire drill

It's nice to have a little warning

But not enjoyable

[Verse 5]

I am too busy to have friends

A lover would just complicate my plans

So I will never look for love again

I'm taking matters into my own hands

I'm taking matters into my own hands

[Outro]

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

Won't you hold me?

Won't you hold me?