Symptom Finger

[Verse 1]

Don't admit you're sick

Let your fit body bury it

The faintness that you feel

Is nothing permanent

Don't buy the sickness on TV

You want your help, they want the fee

You see the ads and start to think

"I feel it coming on"

No, no, target market, television

Telepharmevangelism, symptom finger

[Chorus]

I'm going to shut it off

Down all the power

I'm a doctor today

I'm curing viewers by thousands

[Verse 2]

Don't admit you're sick

Let your fit body bury it

The faintness that you feel

Is nothing permanent

You open up and let them in

It's nothing conscious, what is this?

I feel a burning in my eyes

It's from the television lies

Slow, slow it down, wait

Now decide

[Chorus]

Okay, I'm going to shut it off

Down all the power

I'm a doctor today

I'm curing viewers by thousands

[Verse 3]

Don't admit you're sick

Let your fit body bury it

The faintness that you feel

Is nothing permanent

You've got to get the shit they sell

The pills that fix the way you feel

Now that they've shown you what to get

You feel it coming on

Low, low, low down, high paid

Prime time, capsule maker, sickness lover

[Outro]

I'm going to shut it off

Down all the power

I'm a doctor today

I'm curing viewers by thousands