Cheetham Hill

See the fleet of cruising cars

Go past the stations and the bars

Never stop to get out

In case they choose to cruise about

Well, I tell you, that boy

He stopped up at the station

He must be on a mission of passion

Couldn't make out whether he was from

Salford or...ah... Manchester

And this London visitor had this to say:

"Cheater"

Cheetham Hill

Only way you stop is for passion at the station

Why you cruising? To be unfaithful

You want to settle up, you want to settle down

And some man really hurt you

He isn't around in Cheetham

You cheated

Well I tell you

That boy, he stopped up at the station

He must be on a mission of passion

Cheater

Cheetham Hill

Where you going, boy? Are you cheatin'?

Is that why you come from Cheetham Hill?

When you stopped up at the station

Was it an excuse to get away from your wife for the evening?

Couldn't make out whether he was from

(Max or Mary)

Salford or...ah...Manchester

(Chutney ferret)

And this London visitor had this to say

"Cheater"

Cheetham

(Cheetham Hill.)

(customised

Intentional

There's no need to go berserk

You don't scratch my nice blue Merc

I won't need to go berserk

If you don't scratch my nice green Merc)

And the boy stopped up

At the passion wagon

We couldn't make out where he was from

Salford or Manchester

And this London visitor had this to say