Entitlement Crew

[Verse 1]

Tequila take off, Tecate landing

Sorry about the centerpiece, thanks for understanding

Soft salesmen, hard branding, Campari commissions

I was sitting in the kitchen trying to guess where she was living now

Hotel room in Houston with the shades against the sunshine

Or maybe still in Scranton like it's 1999

When I saw her rolling through with the Entitlement Crew

I wasn't all that into it but there was nothing I could do about it

[Verse 2]

Now here's a church, here's the steeple

I like the party favors but I hate the party people

Got distracted by the chorus when the kids all sang along

Moved to the rogue set

I always really liked that song

You like that song too

I know that you do

I saw you mouthing all the words when you didn't know I was watching you

Everything is brittle and is breaking apart

Your sister's in Seattle and she's sleeping with the sharks

I remember we used to play in this park

[Chorus]

Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding

Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?

Never got to say goodbye to you

Give my best to the Entitlement Crew

[Verse 3]

Tecate landing, tequila takeoff

Colfax cookout, Pillsbury bakeoff

Too many cracks in the bathroom

Too many kooks in the kitchen

It would probably be easier if I knew where she was living now

I know you probably feel the same way as I feel

Like I'm not sure we can pull off such an intricate deal

Now all of it's killer but it's coming up quick

And your brother's in Boston and he's acting like a dick

I remember back before we knew he was sick

[Chorus]

Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding

Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?

Never got to say goodbye to you

Give my best to the Entitlement Crew

Just two systems in the dark and people dancing

Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding

Nodding off to the American Routes

Give my best to the Entitlement Crew

[Outro]

Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding

Tequila takeoff, Tecate landing

Never got to say goodbye to you

Give my best to the Entitlement Crew