Rock Problems

[Verse 1]

The girls want to go to the party

But no one's in any shape to drive

So we called up your guy

And when he comes we're gonna ask for a ride

[Verse 2]

We get to the place, and she don't want to dance

She says she's not really into this track

She wants to know what's going on

In the room that's all the way in the back

[Pre-Chorus]

Back home, we were listening to Catholic Boy

And I got hung up on the people who died

I didn't even want to go out 'cause I was way too fried

[Chorus]

She said I just can't sympathize

With your rock and roll problems

Isn't this what we wanted?

Some major rock and roll problems

[Verse 3]

That one girl got me cornered in the kitchen

I said I'll do anything but clean

She wants to know what I liked being better

A trash bin or ice machine?

[Versev4]

Some writer's by the fridge, said he didn't make the gig

He wants to know if I was drunk

He said the kids that he knows from the 'net

Said the sound kind of sucked

[Pre-Chorus]

I didn't want to stay in because the walls are so grey

You can almost feel the tentacles tighten

I didn't even want to go out 'cause I was way too frightened

[Chorus]

She said I just can't sympathize

With your rock and roll problems

Isn't this what we wanted?

Some major rock and roll problems

[Bridge]

Didn't want to go out but it felt really right

When someone put on "Heaven Tonight."

Had a moment in the middle of "In Color" and In Black and White

Sing along to the Southern Girls

Rip me out of my little world

[Outro]

These are rock and roll problems

These are rock and roll problems

These are rock and roll problems

These are rock and roll problems

This is just what we wanted

(We got some rock and roll problems.)