50 ¢

I'm gonna go

Smoke in the shower

I need to piss down the stairs

I'm so damn sick

Of this stupid bullshit

That I'm, uh- going to

Start splitting hairs

So I sat down and

Watched a pot boil

Then stood up and spit in the fan

While every one of you

Dumb sons of bitches

Yeah, were eating pellets

Right out of my hand

You look like a chicken in flight!

I think I'll kick

Foreman's ass

On my own...

Okay

I will pay your slut mother one half of one dollar

She'll come and sleep with the band

This year's unlikely sex symbol is

Dressed like a priest, not a man