One Evening

[Verse 1]

One evening of pourin' booze, an eventide of hooch

He'd always say, "That pick-me-up bone knocked me down."

Soakin' in the dark, dragged him to a desperate day

That dirty girl led him drunk away

And then his oats from the night before

Came up with the sun

[Verse 2]

Bad days had been but not like this

Lost in a daze (Vaneo mayonnaise), momming bed no good

And then his oats from the night before

Came up with the sun

[Bridge]

This time he had a better idea

This time he had a clue

He had a precedent this time

This time he knew what to do

[Verse 3]

That dirty girl led him drunk away

And left him in the sewer

It was right there at that then time

He knew he should never have screwed her