Too Bad About the Fire

Half baked ideas of attack

Hit Lawrie Rimillard's back

Salvo of doughnuts was thrown

She bought up five or six plots

The place where their father rots

Now put her box next to his

The Marianas Trench

Perceived as just half an inch

They sink that low every day

Amendments to the contract

This clause just might counteract

The foregoing heretofore

How many ounces of cut

Needed to turn a profit?

That's elementary math

If you like shooting up crack

And catching all kinds of flak

You'll lead an interesting life

Now safe sex is all the rage

Read it on every page

Buy yourself some new balloons

There's bags of lettuce to eat

My socks are shoes for my feet

Hey can you loan me a dime?

The Japs eat tuna eyeballs

And play with Godzilla dolls

And kick our business asses

It's group A streptococcus

On which we need to focus

It killed 12 limeys this year

I've had a very bad day

I blew my family away

The neighbors say that I'm weird

That fucking toilet won't flush

It's full of paper and mush

The plumber's ass is his face

Too bad about the fire

Too bad about the fire

Too bad about the fire

Too bad about the fire

Too bad about the fire