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The Monkees – Admiral Mike (1996) | Track profile | Dork

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Justus
Admiral Mike

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Admiral Mike

Release date: 15th October 1996

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About This Track

"Admiral Mike" is a track by The Monkees, from the album Justus, released 15th October 1996. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Admiral Mike

You’re selling ads, you slimy toad

Don’t smile at me and shake my hand

You’re killing me, you’re killing us

Because you’re only, only selling ads

You’re selling ads, you stupid twit

The naked lunch is on your knife

The homicides are suicides

Because you’re only, only selling ads

Your copy kills, your copy smells

Realities are crushed beneath the ads your copy sells

Go back to hell, you giddy fools

There is no truth you cannot maim

He killed himself, you killed him first

Because you’re only, only selling ads

Your copy kills, your copy smells

Realities are crushed beneath the ads your copy sells

You’re selling ads, you slimy toad

Don’t smile at me and shake my hand

You’re killing me, you’re killing us

Because you’re only, only selling ads

Because you’re only, only selling ads

Because you’re only, only selling ads

Because you’re only, only selling ads

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Track details

From Justus

1996

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1996

—Regional Girl
—Circle Sky (New Version)
—Admiral Mike
—It's Not Too Late
—You and I (1996)
—Unlucky Stars
—Dyin’ of a Broken Heart
—It’s My Life
—Never Enough
—Run Away from Life
—I Believe You
—Oh, What a Night

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Credits

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Writer: Michael Nesmith
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