P.O. Box 9847

[Verse 1]

Handsome, single, young man, well-respected in his town

Seeks a fine young lady from a similar background

Generous, responsible, successful man of means

Socialize with presidents and queens

[Refrain]

Reply

[Chorus]

P.O. Box 9847

P.O. Box 9847

[Post-Chorus]

I've described me very poorly

Better try again

[Verse 2]

Quiet, sincere gentleman, well-rounded and mature

Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater

Educated, sensitive, a traveler of the world

Wants to meet an eligible young girl

[Refrain]

Reply

[Chorus]

P.O. Box 9847

P.O. Box 9847

[Instrumental Break]

[Post-Chorus]

I've been writing, advertising

That's not really me

[Verse 3]

Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true

Looking for a girl to share his dreams and make them true

Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy

Only sincere ladies need reply

[Refrain]

Reply

[Chorus]

P.O. Box 9847

P.O. Box 9847

[Post-Chorus]

I'm not liking what I'm typing

Throw it all away