Glory Hole

She took off with the lonely planet
Let me with the rough guide
And a strip of pork schnitzel
Tearing me up inside

"Excuse me sir, do you know a
Place a young man might rest his head?"
"A Ja, Kommen sie mit, We got plenty bed!!"

I found myself in a leather bar
There was sweat dripping off'a my wurst
"Hey Boy!!" said the man to my right
"Do you need something to quench your thirst?"
A brown bottle makes an appearance and he
Thrusts it under my nose
I woke up in a studded mask
Wearing Heinrich Himmler's clothes

Every man's got a glory hole
Can't keep a woman to save my soul
Every man's got a glory hole
Gunter - The giver ich lieben dich!!

I rode the leather bar every night
But Gunter can't be found
I had to settle for a stein of bear
Whilst that cheap cheap techno pounds
I was a boy, now I'm a man
And I've given up control
I'm sick and tired of living a lie
Now let the truth be told

Kanye West's got a glory hole
Paul McCartney's got a glory hole
Bobby Geldof's got a glory hole
Sigmund Freud had a glory hole
The seafood mods have got a glory hole
The BBC has got plenty of holes
Every Tory has got a glory hole
Even my daddy's got a glory hole!!!

I give it away
Your taking it
Don't give it away
Suck your wind pipe dry little darling
Wipe my tear from your eye

Gunter the Giver
Gunter the Giver
Gunterrrrr the Giverrrrr

Ich Lieben Dich