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The Fake Headlines

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The New Pornographers

The Fake Headlines

Release date: 23rd October 2000

From Mass RomanticTrack 22:46

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"The Fake Headlines" is a track by The New Pornographers, from the album Mass Romantic, released 23rd October 2000. The track is 2:46 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about The New Pornographers.

About the Artist

The New Pornographers

The New Pornographers

Lyrics

The Fake Headlines

I wrote the news today in a tent outside the midway rides.
And as my money flew, singing to their pockets,
You could only know your shame knowing what the good ones do.

And when you see the bruises on my legs from kicking pills,
Yeah, then you'll see how recklessly the pages I fill
Make headlines, believe them, come back.
Make headlines, believe them, come back.
Make headlines, believe them, come back.

Want to be upside down, maybe thrown from side to side.
Want to fall from the clouds, sailing like a ship at sea.
Want to think out so loud that the fashion police break me.

And when you see the bruises on my legs from kicking pills,
Yeah, then you'll see how recklessly the pages I fill
Make headlines, believe them, come back.
Make headlines, believe them, come back.
Make headlines, believe them, come back.
You'll cry... you'll cry... believe me, come back.

I wrote the news today in a tent outside the midway rides,
As my money flew, singing to their pockets, I...
I filled the whole front page with the catchiest words I could find.
Believe me, come back.
Fake headlines, believe them, come back.
Fake headlines, believe them, come back.
Fake headlines, believe them, come back.

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Track details

From Mass Romantic

2:462000

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Album

The New Pornographers

24th October 2000

Track number

2

Release year

2000

1Mass Romantic
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2The Fake Headlines
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3The Slow Descent Into Alcoholism
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4Mystery Hours
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