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The Philistines Jr. – What? Help! (2019) | Track profile | Dork

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What? Help!

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The Philistines Jr.

What? Help!

Release date: 8th November 2019

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"What? Help!" is a track by The Philistines Jr., from the album Help!, released 8th November 2019. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Philistines Jr.

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Lyrics

What? Help!

I found this song in an old trunk

It was wrinkled and dirt and covered in junk

But now it's time to dust it off

And start to sing about what's wrong

What?

What?

What?

I can watch TV or read

Or talk about the things we've seen

But is it time to march around?

Or is it time to stop

And ask for help?

Help

Help

Help

Let's start to help

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8th November 2019

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