On Any Other Day

[Intro]

"The other ones are complete bullshit

You want something corny?

You got it"

[Verse 1]

There's a house on my street and it looks real neat

I'm the chap who lives in it

There's a tree on the sidewalk, there's a car by the door

I'll go for a drive in it

And when the wombat comes, he will find me gone

He'll look for a place to sit

[Chorus]

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs

The dog just bit my leg

My teenage daughter ran away

My fine young son has turned out gay

[Verse 2]

Cut off my fingers in the door of my car

How could I do it?

My wife is proud to tell me of her love affairs

How could she do this to me?

[Chorus]

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs

The dog just bit my leg

My teenage daughter ran away

My fine young son has turned out gay

[Bridge]

And it would be okay on any other day

And it would be okay on any other day

[Verse 3]

Throw down the morning papers and spill my tea

I don't know what's wrong with me

The cups and plates are in a conspiracy

I'm covered in misery

[Chorus]

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs

The dog just bit my leg

My teenage daughter ran away

My fine young son has turned out gay

[Post-Chorus]

And it would be okay on any other day

And it would be okay on any other day

And it would be okay on any other day (Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you)

And it would be okay on any other day (Happy birthday, dear daddy, happy birthday to you)

And it would be okay on any other day (Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you)

And it would be okay on any other day (Happy birthday, dear daddy, happy birthday to you)