Crappy Ghost

[Verse 1]

She was transparent and practically nonexistent

She played and played her poor guitar into submission

She ate dust bunnies and dead bugs

She slept under the rug

[Chorus]

Crappy ghost crappy ghost

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go? go

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go?

I'm calling a crappy ghost

[Refrain]

She floated home in fried wide eyed amazement

She shared the afterlife with other ghouls on rock-hard pavement

She wished the world was kinder still

She had nothing but time to kill

[Verse 2]

She shuffled four tracks and microphones into position

She had no song ideas just mostly ghostly improvisation

She was too kind and gentle of a soul

She tried to fill her inner hole

[Chorus 2]

Crappy ghost crappy ghost

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go? go

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go?

I'm calling a crappy ghost

I'm calling a crappy-

[Refrain]

[Chorus 3]

Crappy ghost crappy ghost

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go? go

Crappy ghost

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go? go

Crappy ghost

Where did you come from

Why did you have to go?

I'm calling a crappy ghost

I'm calling a crappy ghost

I'm calling a crappy ghost

Here comes crappy