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The Presidents of the United States of America – Finger Monster (2014) | Track profile | Dork

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The Presidents of the United States of America
Kudos to You!
Finger Monster

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The Presidents of the United States of America

Finger Monster

Release date: 14th February 2014

From Kudos to You!

Alternative Music Rock

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"Finger Monster" is a track by The Presidents of the United States of America, from the album Kudos to You!, released 14th February 2014. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Presidents of the United States of America

The Presidents of the United States of America

Lyrics

Finger Monster

Whoo!

Multiple eyes and crabby claws

Orange horns and chompy jaws

Even though I know it's on my own fingertip

I sit and wonder why and cry

And bite my own lip

Because

Finger monster I am scared of you

Scared of you-ou-ou

Finger monster I am scared of you

Scared of you-ou-ou

Voodoo you do makes me stare at you

Stare at you-ou-ou

You, you

Whoo!

Looking at me down its long long nose

Stuck in her sleepy freaky creepy pose

Eyes all buggy, body all sluggy

Makes me so afraid

I sit and wonder why I just don't flick it away

Because

Finger monster I am scared of you

Scared of you-ou-ou

Finger monster I am scared of you

Scared of you-ou-ou

Voodoo you do makes me stare at you

Stare at you-ou-ou

You, you

You, you

I got a finger monster 'round my hand

You, you

I got a finger monster 'round my hand

You, you

I got a finger monster 'round my hand

You, you

I got a finger monster 'round my hand

You, you

Aww yeah

You, you

Whoo!

You, you

You, you

Yeah, whoo!

You, you

All right

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From Kudos to You!

2014

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The Presidents of the United States of America

14th February 2014

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2014

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