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The Queers – Cretin Hop (1994) | Track profile | Dork

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Rocket to Russia [2001 reissue]
Cretin Hop

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Cretin Hop

Release date: 1994

From Rocket to Russia [2001 reissue]

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About This Track

"Cretin Hop" is a track by The Queers, from the album Rocket to Russia [2001 reissue], released 1994. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Cretin Hop

There's no stopping the cretins from hopping

You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hopping cretins

Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop, do the Cretin Hop

Cretin, cretin

1-2-3-4

Cretins wanna hop some more

4-5-6-7

All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stopping the cretins from hopping

You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hopping cretins

Cretin, cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

Oh-oh oh

My feet won't stop, do the Cretin Hop

Oh-whoa oh

Cretin, cretin

1-2-3-4

Cretins wanna hop some more

4-5-6-7

All good cretins go to heaven

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Track details

From Rocket to Russia [2001 reissue]

1994

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Rocket to Russia [2001 reissue]

Release year

1994

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