God Slap (Live)

Oh you started up a little business did ya?
Oh you're a well-driven little grafter are ye?
Grabbin' life by the scruff are ye?
Well that's real nice

Professional musician is it?
Following your little passion is it?
Grabbing life by the scruff is it?

Well simmer down there ya fuckin' condescending little geebag

You're in deep
The hill is steep
You are a dick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man
He's just a dressed up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man
He's just a dressed up shite goin' straight for the van

You're thinkin' of the bigger picture is it?
Think you're a collective individual do ya?
Oh you're a little woke boy are ye?
Well that's real nice

"I don't like the tone of your voice"
"Well you can iron me sack if you want to"
"Listen here, you're treadin' on ice"
"And what's a little sap like you gonna do?
If there was a shortage of wankers, you'd make two"
"Takes one to know one
You're about as useful as an ashtray on a bicycle"

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

You are a dick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man
He's just a dressed-up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man
He's just a dressed-up shite goin' straight for the van