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The Selecter – Hairspray | Track profile | Dork

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The Very Best of The Selecter
Hairspray

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Hairspray

From The Very Best of The Selecter

Track 19

2:34

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About This Track

"Hairspray" is a track by The Selecter, from the album The Very Best of The Selecter. The track is 2:34 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

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Lyrics

Hairspray

I met a girl I knew the other day
I said hello, she looked the other way

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

Shopping for fun may chase the blues away
Imelda Marcos bought more shoes today

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

Bored housewives re-arrange the pottery
Hoping one day they'll win the lottery

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

You're oh so hard
You're oh so cool
You're oh so smart
You're just a spray on fool

I met a man who swore that Jesus Saves
I asked him for a loan 'til Judgement Day

Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray
OhOhOh you're so set in your ways
Oh Oh Oh you must need a hairspray

With your spray on suit and your spray on hair
Your spray on smile and your spray on stare
Your spray on curls and you're spray on shirt
You're just spray on dirt...

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Track details

From The Very Best of The Selecter

2:34

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Album

The Very Best of The Selecter

Track number

19

1On my Radio
3:05
2Madness
2:53
3Reselecterization
4:20
4Three Minute Hero
2:56
5Die Happy
3:40
6Missing Words
3:53
7Whip Them Down
3:41
8Sugar Town
3:13
9Celebrate the Bullet
3:46
10The Selecter ’91
3:49
11Ladders
4:04
12Vicky's Magic Garden
4:44
13Washed Up and Left for Dead
4:38
14Neurotica!
3:38
15Madness Tuff Mix
2:51
16Too Much Pressure
3:32
17Out on the Streets Again
3:47
18California Screaming
5:16
19Hairspray
2:34
20Radio Radical
6:19
—On My Radio
3:05

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