David Hassles

You're giving me David Hassles

I just want a Daniel Beddett

There's a tear in my tea

I do fear what will be

You talk like you walk with a dictionary

Tell your friends, this will never end

Time is a dime we fucking well spend

Your music is not better than it sounds

Limited channels of primitive fannel

Cookery souped-up, doupery what

Chances and lotteries, that's not for me

Luxury flattery, what have we got

Like brandy or whines

Throttle me, wattle me, bottle me nine

If it looks like a duck

And it walks like a duck

And it talks like a duck

It needs more time to cook

You're singing a song which is limping along

You've not got the voice now, get up and be strong

You're giving me David Hassles

I just want a Daniel Beddett

Diplomacy, making no sound like we

And go to hell, sound like peace

It's a disarming charm

While your army is arming

I need a tool for the job

I may be a fool, I don't dob

Choking on smoke and strokin' on tokes

Like a full sugar allen you provoke

People who hear you sing say you don't

Give me a set-list, set it to a jist

The night is cold like I's not liking

The night is as old as just being pissed

My problems are flown in daily

Living my life holding sides

Spliffin' the finger indecisive

But now I'm not sure of why

When we're angry, we slander

We often will pander, that slang can be bang on

You giving me David Hassles

I just want a Daniel Beddett

I'm not really thinking this

I watch and listen into things

But once I've seen and I do know

That's my emotions at show

This is me, the me I be

Collective reactions seen by people

You giving me David Hassles

I just want a Daniel Beddett

The mystique of what you seek can never exist

The gist is just this

I jest and I test your dress to suggest

You quest to be any but breasts in a vest

So cheek when you speak as if you were unique

It leaks from your beak like the beaded white streaks of weekend beak

I speak with a tweak

You're a beacon of weakness

If it looks like a duck and it walks like a duck

And it talks like a duck

It needs more time to cook