Gran's for Tea

[Verse 1: Kieren Webster]

Mile long queue in the chippy

I wish I was at my Gran's for tea

These people call me their friends but they don't think the same as me

[Chorus: Kieren Webster, Kieren Webster with Kyle Falconer & Kyle Falconer]

Now you're fed up chasing your tail 'round this housing scheme

Drinkin' your drink now

And staying up

Too early in the morning

Aw (Aw)

[Verse 2: Kieren Webster & The View]

Wander through the streets of Dundee (Dundee)

Mum said you shouldn't walk them alone

A fight's a fight and that's quite alright

Aye but, please, leave the tools at home

[Chorus: Kieren Webster, Kieren Webster with Kyle Falconer & Kyle Falconer]

Now you're fed up chasing your tail 'round this housing scheme

Drinkin' your drink now

And staying up

Too early in the morning

Aw, aw

(Fucking shut it up)

[Verse 3: Kyle Falconer & Kieren Webster]

You lower standards and expectations of love

You never aim for people that you sit levels above

You're always chasing the same skirts

(Same skirts, same skirts 'round)

'Round the local pub

Where were you when I needed you?

Up the posh end of town

You're supposed to protect and serve

You're out for a perve, just driving around

[Chorus: Kieren Webster & Kieren Webster with Kyle Falconer]

Now you're fed up chasing your tail 'round this housing scheme

Drinkin' your drink now

And staying up

Too early in the morning

Staying up

Too early in the morning

Aw, aw

[Outro: Kieren Webster with Kyle Falconer]

Mile long queue at the chippy

I wish I was at my Gran's for tea

These people call me their friend, but they don't think the same as me