Let's Moshercise!!!

[Intro]

Woo!

[Verse 1]

So, let's spin kick our ways to better bodies

Stage dive our way to awesome abs

And we'll windmill our way to buffer biceps

And mosh the fat out of our ass

[Chorus]

So we say lets lose that extra weight

And today, we'll mosh the pounds away

Get up and dance!

[Verse 2]

If you feel like a bitch while you're doing pilates

A low-carb diet doesn't work

If riding your bikes been getting you nowhere

Eating salad makes it worse

[Chorus]

Then we say, yo, let's turn up the bass

And today we'll mosh the pounds away

Get up and dance!

[Bridge]

Every Friday night, we're losing the weight

And in this tiny hall we mosh the pounds away

If you listen up, you can hear us say...

Get up and dance!

[Instrumental]

[Outro]

Then we say, put down that slice of cake

And today we'll mosh the pounds away

Get up and dance!