1999

[Intro]

Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 1]

Kevin really wants to score, Vicky never gave sex before

Jim's stuck on second base, 'til apple pie replaced

Paul Finch is so refined, Oz the lacrosse guy

Stifler's feeling frail from the pale ale

Vicky wants "I love you," Kevin's not so sure

Jess says that it's just sex, not a launch of the space shuttle

And Jim got nudie mags and condoms from his dad

Sherminator lied 'bout doing the wild thing all night

[Chorus]

After Pearl Jam and Green Day, way before the Coldplay

There was Third Eye and Tonic and blink-182 was new

These four friends, they just might get laid before their prom night

They're just not satisfied with 19, 19, 1999 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

(1999) Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 2]

Enough of this blowjob shit, Kevin is over it

So they make a pact, they have each other's back

Stifler's such a dick, the mochaccino trick

Girls thought that Finch was cool, now he's "Shitbreak" at school

We saw Nadia on Jim's webcam

Oz is the choir guy, he's trying to get with Heather and

Finch got with Stifler's mom, she was a total MILF

Michelle used Jim just like this one time at band camp

(She used her flute to play)

[Chorus]

Some Pearl Jam and Green Day, way before the Coldplay

There was Third Eye and Tonic and blink-182 was new

These four friends, they just might get laid before their prom night

They're just not satisfied with 19, 19, 1999 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

(1999) Woo-hoo-hoo

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

Kevin learned the tongue tornado

From a book his brother shared about libido (Sex bible)

"Suck me, beautiful" is not sensitive

So here's to the next step

[Chorus]

And bring back Pearl Jam and Green Day, way before the Coldplay

There was Third Eye and Tonic and blink-182 was new

These four friends, they just might get laid before their prom night

They're just not satisfied with 1999 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

Pearl Jam and Green Day, way before the Coldplay

There was Third Eye and Tonic and blink-182 was new

These four friends, they just might get laid before their prom night

They're just not satisfied with 19, 19, 1999