Hard on the Ticker

[Verse 1]

I gave up pimento cheese

Domino's delivery

Whiskey sours, apple pies

Finger-lickin', chicken-fried

Are gastronomic history

I used to like them scary shows

But I gave them up a while ago

Don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin'

Now-days I just take it slow

[Pre-Chorus]

Ever since we started datin'

I been compensatin'

To keep from gettin' up

To heaven any quicker

[Chorus]

'Cause she's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker

Saying hard on the ticker

[Verse 2]

Now, when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy hits the floor

Silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips

My blood begins to roar

And when she nibbles on my ear

It's partly pleasure, partly fear

A little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin'

Feelin' like the end is near

[Pre-Chorus]

I ought to get a policy

A double indemnity

It'd make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer

[Chorus]

'Cause she's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

[Bridge]

That's my girl

Yeah, she's hard on the ticker

[Pre-Chorus]

I ought to get a policy

A double indemnity

It'd make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer

[Chorus]

'Cause she's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

[Outro]

Oh, she's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

She's hard on the ticker