You Turn Me On

[Verse]

Yeah, I swore off love, I swore off women

Devoted my life, to huntin' and fishin'

I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool

It ain’t cool

I spend all my spare time, fixin' up

That old rusted up pick-up truck

In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new

Then you

[Chorus]

Flipped the switch on my dumaflache

Played my piano like Liberace

I let down my guard

And my heart was good as gone, so long

Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic

Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

Can't explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on

[Verse 2]

Your love done all the takin', I done all the givin'

I threw up my hands, said, "The heck with it"

I shut down my heart

Locked it up and pulled the fuse, before it blew

All my emotions were disconnected

No sign of a spark, could be detected

I had nobody, so I had nothin' to lose

Then you

[Chorus]

Flipped the switch on my dumaflache

Played my piano like Liberace

I let down my guard

And my heart was good as gone, so long

Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic

Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

Can't explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on

[Outro]

Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my Bic

Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

Can't explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on