I Wouldn’t Like You

Don't ask me to stop makin' you coffee in the mornin'
Everybody has their forte
And don't ask me to change my socks while dancin' in your bedroom
Everyone needs fifteen minutes of fame

And I'd never dream of asking you
To discontinue use of my therapeutic pillow, no no
I'd never dream of asking you
To dress in any garment but the overalls that you love and know

I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you

Don't ask me to stop callin' you anytime I want to
Everyone has their addiction
And don't ask me to stop writin' you stupid littlе love songs
It's just a part of my affliction

And I'd never drеam of helping you
To analyze and criticize the imperfections of your body
I'd never dream of asking you
To change one thing about yourself for me, not for anybody

I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
If you weren't like you
If you weren't like you

I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you
If you weren't like you
If you weren't like you