If I got ninety nine problems
You're like fourty five of them (Yeah)
You hit nails in your coffin
Like you're a whack-a-mole champion
Leave my heart on your table
While you took shots from the navel (Yeah)
Boy, you made me unstable (Boy, you made me unstable)
No, you can't come over and play doctor doctor, no (Yeah)
I'm happy like the Joker since you left this bitch alone
It's been so long since I popped open the smiley pills
Yeah, I get on so much better without chemicals
Since you've been gone my prescription never needs refill
You're so bitter, bitter, bitter, you're my little serotonin killer
(Rest in peace to all my serotonin)
Why so serious, you're standing there acting innocent
Gaslight like you had no part in it, don't play with fire, not with a crazy bitch
My therapist don't like you, thinks you should pay the bill
So I left you my student loans when I wrote out my will (Oh no)
No, you can't come over and play doctor doctor, no (No touchy)
I'm happy like the Joker since you left this bitch alone
It's been so long since I popped open the smiley pills (My smiley pills)
Yeah, I get on so much better without chemicals (Chemicals)
Since you've been gone my prescription never needs refill (Yeah)
You're so bitter, bitter, bitter, you're my little serotonin killer
(Rest in peace to all my serotonin)
No touchy