Growing Up Is A Bitch

[Verse 1]

Your old lady said that your jeans don't fit

You eat real bad, it's time for you to quit

And your doctor said last time he came around

All that tequila, boy, I'm surprised you haven't drowned

[Pre-Chorus]

Better listen to your doctor and your wife

You might mess around and save your life

[Chorus]

I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right

I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch

Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

Growin' up is a bitch

Yeah, growing up is a bitch

[Chorus]

Well, the police said when they came to my door

"Oh no, not you again, what's the matter with you, boy?

Keepin' your neighbors up, all night raisin' hell

If we come back tonight, you're gonna wish you were in jail."

[Pre-Chorus]

Bеtter listen what the policе have to say

They'll take you down to county, lock you away

[Chorus]

I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

I wanna rock and roll til I get it right

I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch

Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

Growin' up is a bitch

Yeah, growing up is a bitch

Oh, it's a bitch

[Bridge]

If you're gonna be crazy, you gotta be tough

We'll all die of something if we live long enough

[Chorus]

I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

I wanna rock and roll till I get it right

I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

I wanna chase that girl, I wanna scratch my itch

Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

Growing up is a bitch

Yeah, growing up is a bitch

Growing up is a bitch

Oh, yeah

[Outro]

I ain't growing up no more

Ain't growing up

Ain't growing up