I'm Leaving

[Verse 1]

I still recall just what my mama said

You need an old fashioned girl who makes breakfast in bed

And you are having every fling

But then I must confess

The bacon is burnt and the eggs are a mess

[Chorus]

That's why I'm leaving, darling

I'm sorry but I have to go

Oh darling, I'm sorry but I have to

[Verses 2]

Everything about you is as good as it gets

You know just how I like it, especially with sex

I should be happy as a king

I would make you my wife

But you can't even boil water, to save your own life

Or you could maybe learn to fry up some spam

Don't know a pot from a pan

[Chorus]

That's why I'm leaving, darling

I'm sorry but I have to go

Oh darling, I'm sorry but I have to

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Well now that my lovin' isn't on the table

We've got to make it up as we go along

Now that my lovin' isn't on the table

We've got to make it on up, make it on up

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Wonder Woman has got to learn to work in the kitchen

But [this way ? started ?] that's why I'm bitchin'

That's why I'm bitchin' baby, that's why I'm bitchin' yeah

That's why I'm bitchin' baby, that's why I'm bitchin' yeah

[Chorus]

I'm leaving, darling

I'm sorry but I have to go

Oh darling, I'm sorry but I have to