Pissin

[Verse 1]

I didn't notice you there

'Til I felt your breath on my neck hair

Now you put me through my paces

You don't know what personal space is

[Pre-Chorus 1]

And not a soul in the room

Seems to have your need to share

Did you ever stop to wonder

Does anybody care?

[Chorus 1]

Maybe the ladies are impressed

But I don't think so, let's be honest

Why don't you give that thing a rest

You're just a one-man pissin' contest

[Verse 2]

This used to be a nice place

And now your dick is in the mayonnaise

How does one vent one's sense of sickness

At skull and skin of such vast thickness?

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Of everybody at the party

Your target had to be me

I really hate to disappoint you

But I ain't got the need

[Chorus 2]

'Cause it's the thing you do the best

The kind of fight of which you're fondest

You wanna brag, well be my guest

You won a solo pissin' contest

[Chorus 1]

Maybe the ladies are impressed

But I don't think so, let's be honest

Why don't you give that thing a rest

You're just a one-man pissin' contest

[Instrumental interlude]

[Pre-Chorus 3]

I think by now we know better

You can't get blood from a bore

We gonna find that stupid sucker

Who let you through the door

[Chorus 1]

Maybe the ladies are impressed

But I don't think so, let's be honest

Why don't you give that thing a rest

You're just a one-man pissin' contest

[Chorus 2]

'Cause it's the thing you do the best

The kind of fight of which you're fondest

You wanna brag, well be my guest

You won a solo pissin' contest

[Chorus 3]

None of the ladies were impressed

Our recollection may be jaundiced

We all recall with special zest

We saw a solo pissin' contest

[Outro]

You're just a one-man pissin' contest