[Alan Greenspan]

This song I came up with uh I can't remember exactly

What was I gonna do?

Wait, what was I gonna play?

Oh now I remember

This song I started off this song

I started off and I was reading somewhere said Alan Greenspan

Had played the saxophone, remember that guy?

And I thought maybe he was misunderstood you know

And I wrote that down Alan Greenspan might have been misunderstood

He played the saxophone

I wrote that down and I put it in my pile of shit that I write down

And I told myself someday there was gonna be a song about how Alan Greenspan could play the saxophone

And then I started working on that song doing onе line

And the next linе and just letting it come out, sorta stream of consciousness, I guess

And then we would take lines out and put new lines in

We were working on it for months

Then one day it occurred to me I was like

Hey Alan Greenspan uh he isn't even in the song anymore

And he was like shit he isn't, is he?

And then he, we were both like, so what's this about then?

You know, and we couldn't think of anything

Fuck, we don't know but there's, I dunno

There's lots of songs I don't know what they're about

And I like em so fuck it, you know

So I started singing this

The record company didn't notice that it wasn't about anything

So we recorded it and put it out

This is true I was then I went on the road and I was

I keep saying Philadelphia because I think it was there

In the Weekly Scene

There was a review of the record that we had just put out and it said that

This song was a song about a guy getting ready to rob another guy

Right?

And I'm like alright shit so I called my buddy I said

"Hey I think I found out what our song's about"

And he was like "yeah", that sounds good

That sounds good so