Mission Accomplished

Will Rogers said he never met a man he didn't like

Wait, let me back up and make sure I got that right

He might of liked every man he met, that's true

But he never said he liked every man that he knew

I met a woman with a Midas touch

I could never get her to touch very much

I met a man of opportunity

He never offered any of it up to me

I met a soldier in a recruit booth

Said he'd make a man out of me and stole my youth

Working for a man who could not stop lying

Drove us all off a cliff and called it flying

That ain't flying

Most men flying seem to understand

That a man hasn't technically flown 'til he lands

If you're coming into land and you crash and die

All you really did for sure was get too high

You ever get too high?

No. Neither have I

But I will have to, to prove to you guys

I'm so turned around I could calm up a riot

Fighting for peace? That's like screaming for quiet

I don't know but I've been told (I don't know but I've been told)

Might meet a little fox in an atheist hole (I don't know but I've been told)

I don't know but I've been told (I don't know but I've been told)

I don't know but I've been told (I don't know but I've been told)

I don't know but I've been told (I don't know but I've been told)

I don't know for sure, I've just been told (I don't know but I've been told)