Tillamook County Jail

[Verse 1]

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail

If I was her I'm not so sure I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

[Verse 2]

Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest

From what the guys in here call "the Tillamook County lie detector test"

Well I did my best but as you mighta guessed

It's a tough test not to fail

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

[Chorus]

One phone call, two Tylenol

Four cold gray walls closing in

If I ever do get out on that highway again

I ain't ever goin' back to Tillamook County

No I ain't ever goin' back to Tillamook County

[Verse 3]

It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew

And that lyin' son of a gun, he told 'em I done some things I didn't do

They came running for me down 101, lights flashing onto my tail

And now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

[Chorus]

One phone call, two Tylenol

Four cold gray walls closing in

If I ever do get out on this highway again

I ain't ever goin' back to Tillamook County

No I ain't ever goin' back to Tillamook County (nope)

[Verse 4]

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

And I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail

Coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation

Have to send all my money through the mail

I'm gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail

Yes, I'm a-gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail

Hey, I'm a-gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail