Joe

My name's Joe, I'm the CEO

Yeah I'm the man makes the big wheels roll

I'm the hand on the green-light switch

You get to be famous, I get to be rich

Go get me a kid with a good-looking face

Bring me a kid can remember his place

Some hungry poet son-of-a-bitch

He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl, they're always the best

You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress

Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick

Hey! Now that's what I call music!

Well, they'll come looking for money when the public gets bored

But we'll fight 'em with lawyers they could never afford

Yeah, I'll make her look like a spoiled little bitch

She gets to be famous, I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl, they're always the best

You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress

Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick

Hey! Now that's what I call music!

So burned-out Johnny thinks the books are shifty

What good is that alky to me when he's fifty?

Well we could move catalog, if he'd only die quicker

Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor

He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

My name's Joe, I'm the CEO

I'm the man that makes the big wheels roll