Ketamine

If you're feeling kicked in

And as far down

As you've ever bin

There's only one answer

Try Ketamine

It's main use of course is

Anaesthetic for horses

But it can be a gift

If your life needs a lift

But you gotta work that bit out

Coz when you're trying

To cheer yourself up

You could end up knocking yourself out

I mean you mean ketamine

I scream you scream Ketamine

We all scream for

Ketamine

Makes fantasies faster

Take the right amount

Avoid mental disaster

Be a zen grandmaster

I know you can choose

Between prozac and booze

But this life enhancer

Could be the answer

Hear the weather girl say

It's always a sunny day

When you go from A to B

Via K

So forget Jim Beam

You could live the dream

With a precise regime

Of my old friend Ketamine

Just think of the force

To knock out a horse

You know what I mean

My pal Ketamine

Can make you light headed

Your pencil unleaded

Your mind may be fine

But your bladder is shredded

But don't get me wrong

This stuff is strong

And I have to admit

It's not entirely legit

The best of session

May lift your depression

Or leave you mentally unstable

On a mortuary table

Your eyes wide shut

And big toe labelled

I mean you mean Ketamine

I scream You scream Ketamine

We all scream for

Ketamine