[Commentary: [?]]
Ayo, whattup? This is [?] representing Halifax by way of Toronto. It keeps it Canadian, you na mean? And you're listening to the two-thousand-thirteen Golden Era Mixtape. Bump this shit.
[Intro: Vents]
I'm trapped in a deadly video game
Mr Trials, K21
And the only man on earth who plays more Call of Duty than me
Seth Sentry, what's up, motherfucker?
[Verse 1: K21]
I take a Leap of Faith, walking through the streets of Rage
Lead the way, reality escaped and never came home
They asked me where'd my day go, I told 'em that I'd laid low
From tryna find Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
They know that K owns, I make pro's the runner-up
And rage-quit, flip and smash the screen like it's Shuffle Puck
(Bust his nuts) Thinking they can fuck with us, come on up
Put your money up, hit every button, bring a ton of luck
Rising when the sun is up, return of the Belushi
In Beast Mode, treating writer's block like it's Karoshi
Finito, you high punch, I parry it and sweep low
Kicked it with a redhead, she called herself D'Errico
The coldest, it's Sub-Zero how I leave votes, your team torn
Always get that lead score, tormenting your keyboard
Give me that controller and I see war, you've been warned
Join the Battlefield squad and cover the jeep in C4
My clan tag reads "UMAD", I'm bad, snatch your crew's flags
Then find me playing Columns with [?], that's Fu's dad
So do that, do that, doo doo dat dat
Even if there's wack lag, I'll ransack all that you and your mans have
[Chorus: GZA (Sampled)]
"Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game" (Hey yo)
"With just one man" (My turn)
[Verse 2: Seth Sentry]
I'm sick of all these morons telling me "get out more" (shut up)
It sounds boring, but I did it, I am outdoors, I'm at the park
With a slab of Draught on a patch of grass, staring at the stars
Thinking "Fucking hell, I can't believe how good these graphics are" (lifelike!)
Yo, what you know about a lonely little motor mouse?
Zoning out, only twelve, blowing out the dust
From the cartridge just to load it, get your little bro to hold it down
I know it well, so buy me Bonestorm or go to hell (do it)
That was way before I was fourteen
'Fore I figured I could swear in a high score screen (fuck)
Rap is just a stepping stone to getting stoned and being left alone
And playing Xbox at home as a professional (yep)
I'll let you know, I went to an expensive club
That had a strobe light, I said "Well fuck, this connection sucks"
What's the deal? It's like nothing's real
Saw a car crash on the news and my first thought was "Double kill"
I broke up with Amanda, 'cause I found some damper
And a tent in a van and man, I fucking hate campers
And hackers, ayo, they're done, fork stab 'em
Then capture two flags in a row, spawn trap 'em
Complete madness, at least dammit I'm beast at it
With these cannons in each hand, I will wreak havoc
Give me some weed, Maccas and league matches
I'm tea bagging your weak clans so just keep mashing your D-pad in
Bitch!
[Chorus: GZA (Sampled)]
"Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game
With just one-"
[Verse 3: Trials]
Bam!
Put your quarter up; fuck it, put your daughter up
I bet the best supplier in the world he couldn't score this much (nah)
And the warden sucks, I'm trying to escape
Popped a Nazi in the face and had a party at my place (Wolfenstein!)
Stick a dollar in a bit of Coke 'til it's soaked
Wrap it up in floss tight enough to pull, then in it goes
Double oh (double five), called it like a hundred times
Playing Altered Beast, beatin' A saved a bunch of lives
If you're not rocking with Hardcore Mode
That's like playing high jump with your bar too low
Yo, remember all the porn that you tried to hide from mum and dad? (Yeah)
Mine was that, but instead a bunch of Hyper mags
I bump COD and my kill streaks are filthy (pow)
But this tan from the television isn't healthy
I sat down to play Street Fighter like "All right, yo
I can do the Raging Demon even with my eyes closed" (ooh)
Five rounds and I fucked 'em up flawless
Born in eighty-three, I played games before cordless
Had two shit Ataris, one stolen Amiga
I was six, killing shit with the Splatterhouse in SEGA
Put your dollar up!
[Chorus: GZA (Sampled)]
"Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game—
Trapped in a deadly video game
With just one man"
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