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Trials

Take a Bath

Release date: 1st June 2005

From Mr Trials: For The Ladies
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"Take a Bath" is a track by Trials, from the album Mr Trials: For The Ladies, released 1st June 2005. Full lyrics are available below.

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Trials

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Take a Bath

[Intro: Vents]

Ayy, Trials, you see the newspaper? Hear the radio?

Miriam got a dick

That shit is disgusting, makes me fucking sick to my stomach, man

I'm sick of this shit, it's dirty

I need to take a fucking bath, man, what the fuck?

[Verse 1: Vents]

Check it out, I keep shit on the sneak

The rap freak, keep my hat on the tweak

On some down low shit, patrollin' the backstreet

Pounds of plastic, plenty of Teflon

My brain's a weapon when I get ready to drop bombs

On a massacre mission, backpacks of ammunition

Startin' to panic on the waves of your panovision

Mathematician, I got plans of retribution

A recipe for terror for startin' the revolution

Gotta save the world from the AFL

In a locker room, talkin' 'bout raping my girl

Put the whole shit to rest with the Vents on my chest

In a dynamite vest, stabbin' Miriam to death

With the AIDS carriers, fuck the gay marriages

Peace to refugees that break down barriers

Of barbed wire, hey Trials, pass the pliers

I'm breakin' 'em all out to fuckin' start a riot

[Verse 2: Trials]

Ayy

Only when I'm drunk will I wanna stick a slut

Liftin' up my liquor gut while I'm tryna pick her up ({?})

Rampin' in the club, passin' out prescription drugs

In a form of staunch, suicide bombers givin' hugs

Sick as fuck, writing strategies on whiteboards

Plannin' my escape out the window of the psych ward

I'm quite bored with the drama and theatrics

We make you understand by using stand-over tactics

He's got some creep's bitter, don't hate the kings, man I

Make a blood bath like virgins when you broke 'em in

Doctor Satan's here, nurse bring the patients in (come here)

The wack faggots need taxidermy to save their skin

Take a sip from the Funkoar, one drink

And chicks think about my dick until they hold the door

I can't be seen with you if my mates been with you

So I greet sluts with smiles and [?] issues

[Scratches: DJ Reflux]

"Fuck pissin' in your pocket"

"Fuck pissin' in your pocket, I'ma piss in your mouth"

"I'ma break it down—down—down"

"I'ma break it down for fools that ain't figured it out"

[Verse 3: Vents]

Ready to rock with machetes to chop

At the bottom of parliament, "Ayy, gimme the boss"

I'm very heated, see me in a bally, better feed it

Makin' a paraplegic out of snakes then repeat it

The predator, Fedora hat tip [?] the massacre

[?] quicker than white thumbs in Africa

I take the rage and read the red

The pyrotechnic expert dirty your best shirt

Your neck jerk from the kick back, my temperament

Terrorist, timing a TNT six-pack

Epidemic, the panic, the population erratic

When the television nothin' but static

Hijacking the station with the help of [?]

'Cause you can't get a date without the help of a fag, you get it?

The makeover, the game's over

Feel the wrath of the pen from the maniac chain smoker

[Verse 4: Trials]

See me in hell with gasoline and several flamethrowers

Takin' over Lucifer with Maya Jupiter, my bride

I [?] till she's eagerly my wife

Hit the lights on work, I'm makin' rap's first antichrist (Call me)

My vice grip on the cities the same as titties

I won't let go, so save your breath and change your dress

We break the stress, wreck the best, you ain't matchin' us

I don't check your tracks, "I ain't into all that faggot stuff"

Vents One, Mr Trials, hungry savages

Throwin' amateurs like drunks fuckin' up their balances

My challenge is to find the talentless and rip 'em

That's as hard as women pickin' up on conjugal visits in prisons

I rip rhythms, skippin' dinner a while

Workin' a mic, less we run through girls like finishing lines

At my pinnacle, I'm similar to biblical time

Destroyin' those who think they're great and God's gift to the [?]

[Scratches: DJ Reflux]

"Fuck pissin' in your pocket"

"Fuck pissin' in your pocket, I'ma piss in your mouth"

"I'ma break it down—down—down"

"I'ma break it down for fools that ain't figured it out"

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2005
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