Border Patrol

Close up the shop

Let's go home

Call up your brother

On the batphone

Cuz the roof is caving in again

And i lent all my courage to a friend

Got a truck from the border patrol

I don't know what the police were told

There's a boat in the gulf of mexico

And its anchor is made out of gold

The folks at the pier

Called my pops

They turned in the stuff

To the cops

The feds came around to the store

And they flipped over the sign on the door

Got a truck from the border patrol

I don't know what the police were told

There's a boat in the gulf of mexico

And its anchor is made out of gold